I live outside

And I sit in the sun

And in the rain and the snow.

That might not seem like fun.

 

I stay very still.

I sit in one place.

I can’t smile or frown

‘Cuz I don’t have a face.

I don’t wish I could hum.

I don’t wish I could sing.

I don’t have a brain,

So I don’t wish anything.

 

I can’t skate in a rink.

Put me in water

And I will just sink.

I don’t have a skateboard.

I can’t blow bubbles.

I can’t run or play.

I just sit here and sit here,

Day after day.

 

I’m kind of rough,

Gray, black, white and pink.

I never take baths

‘Cuz I never stink.

 

Rocks never sleep

So I don’t have a bed

And I don’t need a pillow

‘Cuz I don’t have a head.

I don’t run around.

I can’t ride a bike

And without legs,

I can’t go for a hike.

 

Now this all might seem

Like I’m a big useless lump

But this big rock on a hill

Is a quite useful bump.

 

No, I might not look

Or even act like you,

But I have an important

Job that I do.

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