I live outside
And I sit in the sun
And in the rain and the snow.
That might not seem like fun.
I stay very still.
I sit in one place.
I can’t smile or frown
‘Cuz I don’t have a face.
I don’t wish I could hum.
I don’t wish I could sing.
I don’t have a brain,
So I don’t wish anything.
I can’t skate in a rink.
Put me in water
And I will just sink.
I don’t have a skateboard.
I can’t blow bubbles.
I can’t run or play.
I just sit here and sit here,
Day after day.
I’m kind of rough,
Gray, black, white and pink.
I never take baths
‘Cuz I never stink.
Rocks never sleep
So I don’t have a bed
And I don’t need a pillow
‘Cuz I don’t have a head.
I don’t run around.
I can’t ride a bike
And without legs,
I can’t go for a hike.
Now this all might seem
Like I’m a big useless lump
But this big rock on a hill
Is a quite useful bump.
No, I might not look
Or even act like you,
But I have an important
Job that I do.
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